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Tuesday, 30 June 2015

How to backfire flirting from a guy...

Lots of guys has some easy ways to take a girl but i think this is ment for the girls..........

Boy: Where have you been all my life? 
Girl: Hiding from you. 

Boy: Haven’t I seen you some place before? 
Girl: Yes- that’s why I don’t go there anymore.

 Man: Is this seat empty?
 Woman: Yes, and
this one will be if you sit down. 

Man: Your place or mine? 
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I’ll go to mine. 

Man: Hey baby, what’s your sign?
 Woman: Do not enter. 

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. 
Woman: But would you stay there? 

Man: I’d go through anything for you.
 Woman: Good! Then you can start by going through the door. 

Man: How did you get to be so beautiful? 
Woman: I must have been given your share.

 Man: Go on, don’t be shy. Ask me out.
 Woman: OK, get out. 

Man:I think I could make you very happy. 
Woman:Why? Are you leaving? 

Man:What would you say if I asked you to marry me? 
Woman: Nothing. I can’t talk and laugh at the same time.

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